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Crazy Woman Loses her Mind over Minor Speeding Issue

This woman must have a real issue with ongoing speeders in her neighborhood as she walks her dog. Watch her go totally apeshit over a couple who claim they were doing 32 in a 25 zone….she may also be a complete dyke who works for the government, but I’m not sure….check out how low her […]

Fat Man Firecracker Suicide Vest

This fat guy periodically surfaces on the internet with some crazy stunt to get attention and usually hurts and mangles his fat body in some way. Here he puts on a vest made of firecrackers and then lights them and survives hundreds of mini explosions to his lard ass…

This is Why Aliens Won’t Talk To Us

For years, scientists have been transmitting messages out into deep space hoping to connect with aliens. Then we get this super gay guy dressed up for Halloween gyrating in front of the camera. What would you think about our species when you see this nonsense…?

Man Falls out of Parasailing Harness

This poor guy goes south on vacation to have some fun and tries a parasailing experience. Ironically, the guy with him is just hanging on with no safety equipment at all yet the customer guy falls out of his harness and plummets to the water…

It’s Just a Little Scratch

Not sure what this guy’s thinking as he lumbers down the road in this truck. He either doesn’t notice the damage or he’s on his way to get it fixed. Either way it doesn’t seem to phase him much…

Dude Spends Fortune to look Like Kim Kardashian

I’m not sure where to start with this one. So fucked up on so many levels. Firstly WHERE did he get all the money for this stupidity? This guy takes gayness off the scales here. Besides, where does he work with all his tattoos and totally fucked up look? Circus freak shows really don’t exist […]

Carnival Ride Malfunctions

When a mother and her son get onto one of those reverse bungee contraptions all looks good until they wind up the springs and cables for the ride into the sky. Sometimes these things break as the people are flying upwards which ends up with catastrophic results. These riders were lucky the ride broke before […]